atleast your grandma didn't give you her USED dildo just so you wouldn't have sex.
i kept telling her phones are not food, and she countinued to put it in her mouth..
well if I unknowingly shoved my hand up someones ass, I'm glad it was yours
andd if someone unknowingly shoved their hand up my ass without me knowing, im glad it was you
Dontating $10 to the Red Cross relief effort in Japan for every car bomb I take tomorrow. Yes, buying me a drink just became a good cause.
no i had to finish in the bathroom to a pic of her mom in a bikini.
The girl I hooked up with in exchange for Ramen freshmen year is living with the girl I currently wish to bang.
Try oodles of noodles this time.
No. He burped at a 3 year old, roared at him and proceeded to scream at the kid's parents to watch their child. The manager of Olive Garden was on our side.
I think this hangover is going to kill me. If it succeeds I would like you to read a dramatic rendition of 'Trapped in the closet' complete with interpretative dance at my funeral.
she used teeth so i didnt tell her when i was cumming ...........dont get mad get even
BTW car sex works all the muscle groups. Just sayin. Legs/butt are sore as are arms, back and core.
sorry I called you to cry about the state of the neopets economy
Like do I send him a nude to ease his mind off his brother having a stroke? I'm not very good with words when it comes to consoling... I would be a terrible mother.
March Madness means a buffet of emotionally vulnerable dick at the bars almost every night. So yeah my vagina and I are big fans.
Beard. Chest hair. Job.
The holy trinity.
The bartender remember my drink from last sat. I think we just became drocals...drunk. locals.
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