Im going to bring a boy home tonight, and not tell him that I have my period. So when he tries to fuck me, I say no, and look really classy. Then he thinks I'm marriage material. So I give him head.
She announced her abortion via fbk
Im in Brooklyn, he wasnt 23 or a musician pick me up
This guy behind me is answering all of her questions. I may give him a lapdance to take my next test for me
You hooked up with 4 random girls, avoided your grilfriend finding out about it, and dodged traffic on Park Ave. Can you say luck of the Irish?
Do I buy ice cream sandwiches or a 40? these are the difficult life decisions I am faced with.
the best sex is "duke just lost" sex.
He licked the chalk off his shirt, then spat the Mountain Dew from his mouth onto the shirt and sucked on it. And thats him sober.
It's probably because the lack of alcohol in your stomach. Alcohol kills bacteria. I am a doctor. Trust me
i feel like i should invite him over so he can cockblock my roommate one last time before he graduates. for old times sake, ya know
sending him nudies in gran's hospital bathroom. you?
My genitals don't want beer. They want to not feel like they wandered into a hornet's nest.
Hahaha idk what's worse your life or my hangover.
I used my iced coffee to ice the bump on my head from last night
He was like "why do you look so cute today?" and I said "I showered" and he laughed. I wasn't making a joke
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