I puked a lego.
I cant believe I just managed to do a drug deal across the country for you...
I just heard a woman call her child a butt face. Repeatedly. He's crying now. I love walmart.
i just keep taking vicodin and supergluing random shit
In case any of you were wondering, kyle is alive. He also intends to do the same thing tommorow night and the night after.Goodnight everyone
I called for backup and had two guys carry him to the shower. The bigger guy offered to wash his hair.
I've actually, minus lsat night have actually changed my drinking habits
God loves me. So high, craving Jimmy Johns chips, looked down, unopened bag in front of me. Still doesn't feel real
Haha keeping the dream alive until Chinese New Year. I'm jobless with stitches in my face.
Mcnellies. I'm drunk enough that you have a window. Capitalize.
I've grown it out to 70s proportions. I'm calling it my chastity pelt.
"This is Emily. She likes potatoes. And sometimes laughs and cries at the same time, and has a wonderful butt"
Does fucking him in the back of the car with the sun roof retracted count as star gazing?
right after that u started calling me g-force and started trying to bellyslide down his drive way
Need to use your shower bro.
FWB wearing glitter again?
It’s like she’s marking her territory
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