yep. he's not circumcised. how did it take me six months to realize THAT?
i just google imaged poop.
Hopefully the semester will be over before she has a breakout. Then I can just avoid the situation entirely
Dammit. I drunkenly drank all my milk at 6 AM in a misguided stupor to prevent my roommates from stealing my milk.
It was the most graceful puke ever. I just thought she dropped something underneath the bar until she told me what happened.
Listen. I'm a changed woman. I have no problem using him for sex.
Nope, I'm sticking to passive aggressive punishments. Like mismatching his socks and cumming on his leather couch. OCD is so wonderful.
DIN'T JUSGE NE.
Minus the pink eye. Do I look fuckable tonight?
I get a nose bleed and my uncle is automatically giving me the "your doing lines off dashboards again aren't you" look
I'm more worried that you thought licking a pole on Bourbon street would turn me on
Stop studying come to the bar get drunk and help me figure out how to get home pretend there are commas in there someplace
If you can't drink with the big boys, give up your beer and go back to the playpen
I just found a To Do list on the table, written by me last night, that just says "1. Go downstairs. 2. Get Pickles. 3. Laptop"
There's a point in life when you've got to take dick like a big girl.
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