I'm going to fuck him so hard that his dick is going to fracture
Glad to see your being a lady about this
But she tried her best to break my penis, so she has a few free passes with me
Apparently william has a "couch montage"...an album of facebook photos of himself on different couches in various states of happiness and despair. A heartwrenching journey through what was clearly a significant part of his life. I'd mock him more but I think the fact that I looked through it means he's already won
I ended up with bruises on the back of my knees. Tell me again how I did this?
The guy who bit me so hard two nights ago that I had to put Neosporin on my nipple and the guy in my bed right now are two different people. Help
Topenga is going to be back on TV. Finally my fantasy of her being a milf in junior high has come full circle.
When do you want to get tanked and forget our entire college education?
I miss her, but also fucked her ex boyfriend.... So there's that
Yeah you burned that bridge with your vagina
I just had a drunk lesbian experience.... How do I break it to my boyfriend??
Honestly, this is a first for me. I've always prided myself on my ability to pretend to get along with others.
i just passed i guy i once let listen to me masterbate on the phone...nyc is not big enough
What happened last night and why am I partially covered in queso?
I'm really interested in the size of his penis so report back on that one
I think I'm gunna glue a sign to my head that says "WAKE ME UP BEFORE 7!" And go to sleep and hope a kind passer by wakes me up for my exam .
Just set the kids up with doughnuts downstairs so I could go up and masturbate uninterrupted. I am such a good mom.
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