id be glad to
Dude, TWO hot chicks on jeopardy tonight. gonna be a good one
Dude, I am so turned on right now. Hot chick with glasses from brooklyn is absolutely crushing right now, taking whole categories. might beat off to jeapordy...
do another line during during the commercial and make the magic happen during double jeopardy.
She was so high she ate a little piece of weed off her pants and thought it was food.
she added me on facebook and her celebrity doppelganger is rosie odonnel. FUCK
she was home schooled till college. were she learned how to give the most amazing blowjobs is still a mystery.
She washed lettuce and peppers in the shower and proceeded to make a salad
Whatever. I indirectly made you cum overseas. Call it even.
I woke up naked dangling by my feet from the balcony over his foyer. He's officially my new favorite booty call.
Going to an AA meeting just so I can fuck him...That's dedication
We can talk about your dick in my throat after a decision is made, this is my hair we're talking about. .. shit's important.
do me a favor, I need this weekend off so can you work your magic and blow my boss again?
you should never start the day with a boob text. It can only go downhill from there
I feel like I should be having more sex dreams of my boyfriend than his sister..
I love you, and I just washed my hair in my work sink with handsoap.
Quit being awkward towards me every time the group is together. They're going to figure out we're fucking.
Randomize
