Someone in my class is wearing shirt and on the back it says...National Bible Quiz Finalist 2006. Do you really expect me to find a guy here
I just found ouut you can get a DUI in a kayak. Fuck.
she asked to have her picture taken with every guy we walked by.
at least the person I hooked up with donates to charity, the shirt I was wearing this morning was his relay for life shirt.
There's a point around the one and a half minute mark where the keg stand goes from impressive to pathetic
We need to go back to the barter system so I can sell my body and just be done with it.
The little girl I babysit saw pink plastic shot glasses in my car and asked what they were for and I told her they were princess teacups.
Nothing like a false "my-dad-found-my-weed" alarm on Christmas day.
I love you so must. You as do fraty. You are truly my veste breakable (ties I wtf racket Andover). Luce you. Have a safe drive bio dough failover.
if you come you're not allowed to wear pants. if you arrive wearing pants you won't be wearing them long.
When you're done railing that chick, there is still half a pizza and some ninja turtle mac and cheese down here if you want
He signed my ass with a Waffle House pen.
Just wanted to share my unfortunate vagina news in the hopes that it would make your vagina feel better about itself.
I walked in..crop dusted the whole place then asked her if she wanted to go to a place that smells better.
You were always a thinker
Sadly my Summer of Cocks is coming to an end
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