didnt we say no more talking to eachother
it will help you get over me i promise
im horny
ok i will unlock the door
It was just pointed out to me in a meeting that there is a lipstick stain on my crotch.
Just barfed in my hand. Needless to say, this day is off to a great start
insurance, jail, and birth control were made for people like us.
he threw up on me, hugged my legged and then started laughing. when i asked him why, he said "it's like the sour patch kids commercials."
I can always make him wear a mask... I'll tell him it's a fetish.
the lady next to me just sniffed my hair, smiled, and then fell asleep. I almost started crying from that kind of creepiness
don't cry, we can learn from her
Unless you have figured out how to blow me through the phone don't drunk dial me.
Dude, it's not gay. It's winter.
Well be careful man. Be careful. Wear shoes in the house. Safety. Safety first, then teamwork.
didn't prepare for this snow storm at all. i only have like 6 beer and all my booty calls already went home for the holiday. this is bull.
I was told that I need a reference for my blow job skills. Be expecting a phone call tomorrow.
This whole quitting my bad habits all at once is really messing with my ability to function.
Stop recording sex noises and setting them as my ringtones. This time it was at a funeral
She's the other freshman on this drunken voyage
Randomize
