Def gonna have stinky sex sometime soon. GOT TO! she has eligible friends for you, as well.
I just wanted to draw pictures of limp wieners on peoples doors and smash pictures of palm trees. That's it.
i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
Now you know why i just sit on the toilet and scream
ever seen your mom drunk enough to lick your face? i have
I wasn't interested in him...but then he played The Office theme song on acoustic guitar. I'm sorry.
As I was puking last night I told them "it's ok I'm a paramedic"
I dunno if we should get high tonight man. its daylight savings. time travel is just too much for me right now.
the only thing coherent you said from what i saw of you is when you were throwing up, i asked if you were done and you just "uh huh you know what it is"
I don't care that you fucked her. I'm offended that once again, you fucked someone with me in the room because you assumed I was asleep.
The fact that every guy you've slept with since you've lost virginty either have the same first or last name isn't normal.
Felt like shit, jerked off, felt ten times better. Being a guy rules. It's like I got all the demons out in 5 minutes.
I guess she fell asleep at the strip club and the other one was crying because she had a vagina in her face. Happy 21st!
The way I kissed her was actually pretty charming and then it devolved to car sex
Hypothetically speaking how does one remove a lamp that they hypothetically superglued to the ceiling?
Acetone nail polish remover, and you lied about studying last night didn't you?
Oh definitely.
Randomize
