Wait. When you mean sick you mean a cold sick right ? not something else.
why wash my dick in the morning if you're not there to suck it?
there should be a rule- if you jizz on it, you wash it
come over
yeah sure
wait who is this again? my contacts got deleted...but tell me and ill be there in 10
Drank beer out of a hotwheels bucket all night
dude.. you lit a cigarette on the bus and told the driver it was okay because you were fire marshall of your boy scout troop
your drunk mistake has arrived...he is the one wearing a poncho
You better wipe the dick of your lips before you come smoke this blunt.
I swear with his long flowing hair and god-like body he looked like Jesus, a bong hitting Jesus
If you find my purse on your yacht please call me - girl you slept with after yacht party
almost just sent your mom a dick pic. almost.
I'm just now realizing I've slept with guys from three different decades over the past year. That's gotta be some sort of record.
I think my liver just tried to kill me, we need to slow down
I don't want them thinking I'm like, "Mm, yeah, kitchenware in my ass please."
Anyone who does not know who Paul McCartney is does NOT get to put hands in my pants
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