You gave him head? He fingered you? A little bit of make out?
WHAT THE FUCK ITS LIKE YOU WERE THERE
You threw up. And every time you flushed you would wave and go "Bye Bye!" and then when the new water came you would greet it with "Helloooo!"
how lazy do you have to be to be a fat vegetarian?
I gambled and lost. Had to pull into a funeral home to clean up with a copy of my resume.
She's helping me study for the final by writing the vocab words all over her body.
Please don't die.. At a gay bar... On a Wednesday. Obituaries are not allowed to be that entertaining.
The only reason I give him head is because I know i'll get a back rub.
wow.
But it's a REALLY good back rub.
This isn't fair. Why can't sober me be good at bejeweled?
Tranny group. Dance off. Horse hair and dicks swinging. I. Cant. Unsee. This.
The straight guy here is hot. He described himself as Christian grey without the money and my vagina fell out of my body
I've entered the world of uncircumcised penises. It's disgusting.
maybe one of us should just pity fuck him and get it over with.
Fun fact: the guy I banged last night. His middle name on his birth certificate is "Windstorm."
March Madness means a buffet of emotionally vulnerable dick at the bars almost every night. So yeah my vagina and I are big fans.
Put down the Captain Crunch and get over here. It’s a dickfest!!
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