I'm already going to be stripping so like pretty much you would just be watching me. Also we're watching twilight. again.
ok plan lets look hot and dance like whores.
The prostitute across the street from us is having a seizure on her front lawn again.
when i'm drunk i think im just gonna point at him and yell adultery is a sinnnn. youre going to helllll
well he is only 50 percent black.. but after last night i am 100 percent not going back
Nypd just made jon and hayes chug their forties.
She has a boyfriend. But if he's a decent human being he understands blowjobs don't count as cheating with her. Keeping those miracles to himself is a crime against humanity.
I've got mace and a condom. Ready to roll either way and keeping my pimp hand strong.
We need to step up our tailgating...they're here drinking out of a prosthetic leg
I'm starting to think that birthday sex is just an urban legend. Like the boogey man, and woman orgasms.
I won't let penises inside me if you won't let tequila inside you, deal?
So you'd go straight for a fat chick with cheese on her tits?
Yes.
I sent my boyfriend to the bar so I could go out tonight and actually get laid..
Your youporn search history says otherwise.
Mid thrust, say hold on I need a pic for my friend.
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