Dude, way to rack up $80 in pornos in the hotel room last night, and not tell me before I got blindsided at check out.
Heh. Guess I ordered some porno last night. Heh.
I wish there was some sort of "recently added" function for blackberrys so i could see what random numbers i got from the night before
We lived together for a year and neither of us knew we were both gay.
When boys buy condoms it makes me feel proud of their mothers for doing a good job
No need to get angry I'm just tryin to get my door back
I HOPE YOURE READY TO KICK SOME SERIOUS ASS AT TRIVIA NIGHT TOMORROW NIGHT. also, i hope the birth of your niece goes well. BUT MOSTLY TRIVIA NIGHT.
You should have hard cock pics on hand to send in the situation that you can't stop driving, pull out your cock, browse the countless pics I've sent you of my tits, get him hard and text a pic through. I mean, it's simple sexting ettiquette.
Almost bit the guy's hand who sits in front of me because he was stretching. That. Bored.
Heres a quick tip! When getting black out head from your girlfriend dont come to and say "wait... wheres my girlfriend"
Pornhub is still operational. Therefore, the world has NOT come to an end in the blizzard!
I'm missing my left shoe, and there's a note on my foot (in my handwriting) that says "HAHA BITCH" Any explanation for this?
Your phone just changed "liver" to "liquor" how dose that make you feel
Do you think it's illegal to drive without your pants on?
We told the cop that we were playing soccer, in flip flops, and 2:30 in the morning. It was raining and i had board shorts on. He bought it, lets go get drunk
i don't like interrupting booty calls. thats just rude.
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