You don't need id to drink rum in an alley.
Seriously? Do you have me saved in your phone as 'check every 3 months to see if she's single yet'?
found POGS while I was cleaning my room this morning. Definitely bringing them back to school to turn into a drinking game.
I just made a 90's Nickelodeon TV theme song power hour mix...I don't want to build it up but your head might explode
We did however see an 87 year old guy die and get resuscitated last night at the bar. He then finished his beer and his game of pool.
There are paw prints all over my ceiling.
My cab driver just texted me 'goodnight beautiful'. I think my 'desperate for a guy phase' has just moved into a fuck my life phase.
Talking to a male stripper. About the LSAT. Only in Vegas.
Find out what day classes start and I will come down to Richmond that weekend. Any broad who claims to be 18-21 will be promptly ID'd. My job has trained me to spot a fake from a mile away, and I don't need a statutory rape charge.
When I said to shut up, I meant it. I'm sorry you have a bald spot now, but it was necessary.
My parents called me out on catching us walking home from the bar in a swimming motion because "it was too windy to walk" home...
She's running around the streets punching people and narrating. I don't know whether to laugh or stop her
I know this sounds fake but she's deep frying a bar of soap right now
Come fucking get her
conclusion: canadians have really freaky sex
I just made the same noise looking at my salami sandwich as I do hooking up with you.
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