Duck Duck Cougar?
i was like. eff you dude i'm 100% american. i went to a high school prom and i like springstein songs and i take rides in chevrolets.
just took a pee in my own yard...decided i had to poo..only got a dingle berry....wiped it away with my finger..help me...my mom AND dad are home.
he changed my name in his contacts to "rick", so his mom wouldn't know he was texting me
Her life must suck. All she's got is "Miss Shamrock" WHICH SHE LOST!
hey bro how do you do that fake vagina thing with the tp roll? im bored.
We had sex in the bathroom. Then he told me I could watch him pee.
we bought a duck. we're keeping him in our dorm room. don't ever try to tell me you've had a better freshman year than me.
Can't talk right now. I'm doing tequila shots with my professor at some Mexican bar. That's how I prepare for finals.
There was probably a tattoo above her soulless vagina that read 'it's a trap!' Yet you ignored it
i dont know how he's 22 and thinks emoticons will get him laid. lady boner just died.
Also, I found your gauge.
I found it under my pillow like a gift from the Sex Fairy.
Well the good news is ill probably have my new boobs by the time he sees me naked
After last night I never want to be in the back of a cop car again. No leg room.
last night you said that you wanted to hold my dick as you slept because it was like having a stuffed animal.
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