Cool, see you soon... she just admitted to her friends that it was a queef.
you think thats bad? Today I had to pop a zit on my sack.
If my vagina had boots, it would be shaking in them.
Semi hypothetical question. Do you think its physically possible to bruise your clit?
I don't know. I guess at the end of the day I wanted taco bell more than a boyfriend.
Totally get that.
Forgot to mention there might be a picture of me being thrown in the air while at a Mexican restaurant
Well he has a girlfriend. So I told him that I wanted to have sex way more than I wanted to be a decent human being.
I can always tell I missed tequila night based on the hickeys on your neck man. Fucking call me.
Only once have I found myself in the condom aisle holding a bundt cake...
After she asked if she could try to fit her toe ring around it, i decided to leave. Thats the life i live
Living a little to me does not involve choreographed Michael Jackson songs
You could be a whistle.. And just ask bitches if they want to blow you all night
I think after tonight I'm 85% lesbian
Where are you? Where am I? Why am I so red?
She said cowgirls can can pee standing up and proceeded to pull up her dress and drop her underwear.
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