I work with a guy that has a strong spanish accent. He just said "I have a plethora of ..." and I busted out into laughter b4 he finished his sentence b/c it reminded me of 3 amigos.
she just put all the cheese in the refrig to sleep.. and yes we did finish you bottle.
Just turned elections for the sorority into a drinking game. Right on.
i blame lastnights decisions on friday the 13th
our drinking schedule never changed, we just drank at work.
And then you gave the bride a high five and said "Go forth and Consummate."
She just started grabbing all the hospital's rubber gloves and face masks and shoving them in her purse, saying, "My tax money paid for these!"
He was going down on me as I discovered a spaghetti-O on my boob. Its been a while since I faked it.
I'm starting a point system. For every 2 beer runs i do for u slackers i get a free bottle of Barefoot.
i was thinking shit as she was saying it. it was a sarcasm time loop
Also... I'm unsure what to do with my face while someone is choking me during sex. Like I feel like its hard to look flattering.
ETSY JUST SENT ME AN EMAIL WITH THE SUBJECT "SUMER ROMANCE" I'M BEYOND FUCKING DONE
I'm not sure how to explain it, but I feel like our penises have a connection. Like long lost brothers. We're not even gay.
skyped with him for 45 min in the bath while i shaved my legs. new level in the relashionship
I'm studying. I have a really exciting life lol
It's hard to say that sarcastically after having sex in a movie theater
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