she's got a whisker from her dead cat taped to the wall. I'm pretty sure that about sums it up...
I managed to convince him it was his fault I cheated on him...he spent the last 40 minutes going down on me. I feel legendary.
The last thing I remember before blacking out was telling Jamie that she was too fat even for my standards. The first thing I remember after blacking out was waking up next to her.
just remembered spooning on the cardboard and confessing to each other we had the spins.
we're like Indians of the 21st century. trading not for food and survival but personal gain and by trouble you mean getting daytime drunk and going to the roller ring then yes.
I just took a shower and found half a cookie melted under my boob. Please tell me there's a reason
The stripper just invited me to take shots with him out at his car after he gets off stage.. I mean why not? I've already seen everything he's got and it'll be easy to get him naked.
Filthy. I need to be power hosed with holy water.
First thing that comes on in the morning is kanye's I can't hold my liquor. yeezus lives.
I definitely think you should enjoy one last spring break being a sorostitute before you get serious and settle down with price charming. I mean hes not going to be there any way. he can wait a week.
Good. Go forth, young stallion. Destroy the vaginal region with your tidy crotch.
im too broke to be in a relationship this close to the holidays
You drunk? Cause I have a terrible idea...
As I was blowing him, he proceeded to tell me that his friend who I blew years ago gave me a five star review on my BJ skills. And, he agrees.
Atta girl.
Should we make a shared Google doc list of places we want to fuck? Like a scavenger hunt?
Randomize
