i just used google streetview to figure out where i spent the night last night
His texts read Like a 15 year olds diary.
no, i'm not a lesbian.. i just really want to fuck you while drinking, thats normal in a friendship.
You drunk dialed me talking about the stages of mitosis. There is no way you didn't ace your bio final
One person in the car. Three blizzards. Alot of judging.
They normally just get fucked up and see who can hold their hand on the exhaust the longest. It's great
It's called 'beer pong' not 'everclear and coke pong' for a reason...
the caf people were giving us weird looks and she yelled ITS A LIFE STYLE
do you think its obvious that we spent all afternoon playing naked body oil twister?
Seriously though a big penis is like a puppy dog, or a sunny day or some other glorious thing
You are such a penis elitist
I NEED YOU TO TELL ME ITS OKAY TO BE THIS HIGH
Yes
O.K.
We fucked then made friendship bracelets, his mother taught him right!
i think she just faxed a picture of her vag from the office copy machine... i mean what kind of sexting is that... wait is that even legal???
I'm two guys short from fucking the whole baseball team and one is gay. I will be successful by the end of this month.
Why does my car smell like burnt toast?
I take it you don't remember trying to make grilled cheese with your cigarette lighter...
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