Send those Picts to my email please. From last night
Ps thx for the porn on my phone
;) ur welcome
I stumbled into my living room at 4 a.m. to find him hurling my laptop across the room and his pants around his ankles. Clearly his night didn't go as planned.
FYI If I die in my sleep it is because I drank a bottle of coke from 1986. I needed a mixer
Ive consumed more rum studying for law school finals than I did that time I fucked that fat chick in the back of VW Beetle. It's all ugly, but for different reasons.
She's just so happy...and so naked.
Seriously, I want to give you a plaque thanking you for your dedicated service to my vagina.
Well two things you gotta know if you're gonna live here. your alcohol tolerance is gonna need to go up, and people do blow. Get used to it. Nobody is gonna pressure you into it. That shits expensive
somehow I feel like "adventures with cocaine and molly" wouldn't be an appropriate "How I Spent My Spring Break" essay topic.
Who knows. Maybe the world would be a better place if more people sent their drug dealers thank you cards.
I'm going to teach Troy such valuable life lessons. Yesterday I told him to stay away from girls who drink redbull and vodkas.
Did I hit my head yesterday? I have a bump on the back of it. Also I just want you to know that I don't blame you for me taking my bikini top off. If I want to be shirtless no man or woman on this earth can stop me.
I told her I had a small penis. Then replied if Peter Pan won with a dagger then so can I
I put his pb&j sandwich in my bra and never looked back
Haven't sucked a dick since mid December. In crisis mode.
So, if you were also having sex around 11pm, then we were legitimately being penetrated at the exact same time. That is amazing. We are soul sisters.
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