Have fun with your cool freestyling girlfriend!
She can rap better than you any day
if this week's events in iraq have taught me anything, it's that when pulling out, always expect a mess...
I was totally willing to let her keep giving me blowjobs as long as she didn't think we were in a relationship.
I don't think going to Relay for Life and painting our faces while everyone stares at us is a sufficent late night after the bars.
It's four o'clock and my 60yo aunt's tits have already made an appearance and there is a dildo traveling around the room periodically assaulting family members. Strangely I am thankful.
Well my sources tell me she just happens to appear in an episode girls gone wild.
I know someone that will spend hours looking for her. He also has many of said movies. And I will do it for free!
I dreampt that we were shooting zombies while we having sex. Is that normal?
Even dream me is a champ at smoking weed
FACE TIME HER WHILE YOU GUYS BANG
Her one night stand followed us to mass. This is too funny for real life.
I found you in the bathroom. You were sitting cross-legged on the floor wearing nothing but socks completely surrounded by broken crayons.
40s are totally the cure
Just busted the chick who slept with my boyfriend with alcohol. God I love being an RA.
People will say "JOE YOU MUST TURN DOWN" and I will refuse, in the name of liberty.
you woke up this morning in a laundry basket, only wearing rainboots.
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