I just walked by a ginger with a mullet. I repeat GINGER mullet. So help us God.
this girl looks like the female version of brooke hogan
Our cab driver just admitted to beating up kids in the 60's who didn't smoke pot...
Idk how hard you fucked her, but you managed to leave permanent ass prints on my tempurpedic mattress.
Second day of summer classes and i already got this girl to send me nudes during class
that is WHY your in summer classes
worth it
My nephew just told me I smell like apathy and regret. Thats the hangover I'm dealing with
You are going to be so proud of me, I'm wearing underwear AND tights. That's two layers more than usual between my vagina and the world.
About to go out with the girl of my dreams tonight. I am looking at one of her hottest fb pics, to practice not looking at her huge tits.
You should come by for the fire station blow job tour
Today has been like a snow day for your boobs. No rules, just doing whatever they want.
And your boyfriend doesn't mind you constantly taking pictures of his dick just to freak out your brother?
its more like he's accepted that he can't stop me
Thinking about wearing all black to the bar tonight since I'll be attending my liver's funeral.
Sometimes intelligent conversation doesn't mix well with a romantic interest. It's possible the two are best kept separate. Toys should just stay in the toy box.
I even put my vibrators back in the bedroom instead of the coffee table. If that's not growing up then I don't know what is.
My drunk ass is being chauffeured around like the damn queen of England
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