i cant believe jose lima did steroids
apparently the kind that make you shitty at baseball
i'm dressed up like the coppertone baby and being hit on a guy in a monk costume. the irony is not lost on me.
i dont know what to do
with your life?
no, with my silly bandz, im already wearing 3
Making jello shots drunk, i apologize ahead of time if they are too strong Can't taste anything.
No kidding. I just keep looking at that 'under 21 until 11/21/2011' on my id and whispering "soon enough"
I am literally sitting on the toilet in utter disbelieve that last night even happened. My god that was only Monday.
Shots. Renamed a guy (he looked like a Scott to me), running, bloody Marys, walk to Safeway, donuts, ride home from someones husband, Nurse Jackie. FIN.
Also, any YOLOwl-related sex photos will result in you winning ten orgasms, courtesy of myself, as well as sweets and bacon-based dinner. All entrants welcome
As a matter of fact, I am on the treadmill with the Bottle of UV Blue as we speak.....
I think people like me is why alcohol became illegal at one point
You know what's awkward? Being with your girlfriend and seeing her ex-boyfriend that she left for you while you've got a Ron Burgundy level awkward boner.
All is fair in love and war and toga parties
ugh I gave him morning sex and he doesn't even text me back for my bagel order
I keeping finding meatballs in random places
He's 5'2" and his dick 4'8"
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