in the car goin home for fam dinner and he is silent... i think he realized how big of a whore his little sister is
How come the only thing we can do right in our lives is drugs?
I think i accidentally made vodka pancakes
I am assuming I was his dirty Mardi Gras mistake and I can live with that
he tried to breastfeed my turtle
i woke up next to a ladle and a packet of chocolate biscuits that my face had melted into one giant biscuit.
just letting you know that jen either: wasn't feeling well and ate grass to make herself throw up or threw up because she's stupid and ate grass
True life. I have to get a nose job due to a deviated septum from blowing coke. Thank you college.
Well the strippers have danced to goo goo dolls and green day, time of your life. Were all gonna commit suicide.
Those drunk pictures you took of me? My mom is showing those to my grandparents.
It makes showers more interesting trying to drink a gin and tonic and keep soap out of my eyes at the same time.
You need to calm down.
i feel like ive seen the light, but not in the nasty christian way. thats gross. say no to jesus, kids
Now just crop his dad out and add it to the spank bank.
I guess you could say that.. I mean, we did walk in on our DD doing a keg stand thru her ass.
Only if I get to be Gritty
How would you be Gritty for a fantasy hockey league?
Don't worry about it.
Randomize
