but the lizard people decide everything anyway
i just used burnetts to get spraypaint off the floor of my dorm lobby
He said "what's the haps". I don't know what the haps are but there goes his chances
Only in college do people pre-game a meteor shower
You were pretty fucked up... decided playing hopscotch down the stairs was an excellent idea.. it was extremely entertaining
Dude..her orgasm sent her into a seizure...theres no joke here. It happened.
I'm not sure which one did it but one of them fucked the kink out of my neck
Party was cancelled. Me and my dog are high as tits. Wanna go roam the outlet mall?
bring the dog... nobody goes to jail with a dog.
There is a fake eye lash glued to one of my balls.
Google imaged your anal issues. Seems fuckable still.
He showed up on school grounds wearing nothing but a suit of armor. Really at this point I'm more impressed than angry.
I offered to trade my cat for a bottle of tequila as long as it had a handle on it and realized I had a problem
They told him he could only pay in monopoly money and he pulls out a wad of it from his pocket... i think im in love
Right after i got done cumming i sat back and gave a big Ric Flair "WOOOOOO!"
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