The frequency that you give me blue balls couldn't be healthy.
Awkward moment #23: reasuring mom that the bf and I aren't having sex as seamen is running down my leg...
It's getting increasingly easier to use his emotional instability to my advantage. That's about all he has going for him right now.
I whispered "you're doing a great Job" when he was fucking me. Then high fived him.
He's an acquired taste, like S&M or those crunchy things they put in salads
Croutons?
i remember going to sleep after the 4th time i threw up this morning and hoping i didn't have to again because then it would be uneven between saturday and sunday. my ocd is getting out of control
You know you have done too many drugs when you gum the sugar off your margarita without even thinking twice
Who's the easier target... Bandages on the knees, tramp stamp, or bra showing? Not in the mood to work for it tonight.
I would say that that is the last time I ever drink a bottle of jack in two hours, but really who am I kidding?
I always feel bad for the sober driver... Never been me but I feel bad... empathetic AF
oh i see... well this is a positive first step in you courting him for sex.
are you really asking me this. do you KNOW how many times i masturbate in a day? yeah. wrong person to ask about romance.
Let's just say, I'm pretty sure you're banned from Skype.... like, forever.
Hey Girl, we got home safe!
I know, I drove you
Have you had an orgasm with an n95 mask on yet? It was better than being choked.
Randomize
