Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
apparently red wine has the total opposite effect that whiskey does on his dick
i just learned how to squirt via google. life is good.
Going to get tested monday. You're coming with. Bonding time, slut style.
All was going smooth until he pulled a condom out of his collection he kept in a Cheesy Gordita Crunch Box from Taco Bell.
Dude i think i got lasagna in my eye
I would say I am sorry for punching you last night, but I found the pictures you took on my camera and it all came rushing back.
to whom it may concern. if i am dead in colleens bed it is not her fault i slept in my scarf. my dads middle name is ronald.
a kid puked on the floor and instead of, you know, cleaning it they cut a square out of the carpet with a boxcutter and threw it outside
Sry I came all over your dress. Think of it as a Vegas souvenir.
Please put me in a whole with no windows and never let me out.
You told the cop FUCK YOU AND YOUR TASER, i dont think he appricaited that
I won't be able to get a boner for a month
Challenge accepted.
Turns out Edward 40 hands and life-sized jenga is really hard...Didn't stop you from trying. How is your concussion?
I thought if I bought the most expensive pregnancy test I would look like I had my life together
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