Nah got too drunk to function...probably could have dragged something home over my shoulder if the cops didn't roll
there's just something about her that screams "i'm into chicks who wear flannel"
Pretty sure she's used to bigger guys. She kept slipping off while on top. like, constantly
hahaha my homeschooled cousin put up graduation pictures. it's just her standing in front of her fire place. With a hand made diploma.
No. untill you have done a puke that contains nothing but semen and tequila, you do not 'feel my pain'
you know you made out with my sister while holding Ur girlfriends hand while she was puking in the toilet right
He's like Medusa, you can't look directly into his eyes or you'll turn into a slut.
Swear to god our friendship has its limits. Stop peeing on the fucking refrigerator.
Ask her if it hurt when she broke through earths crust as she ascended from hell
In honor of today being Sunday I am day drinking and watching Grey's Anatomy all day. ALL DAY.
Check 'smoke weed with our ihop waiter' off of our To-Do List
Apparently "Welcome to the Sin Cave" is not how I'm supposed to answer the door
A guy who takes a plate of chicken tenders away from us is not to be trusted or slept with
i think it’s okay to see him. you just can’t wind up with his penis in your mouth again
Looks like the opera singer hook up is paying off. Ran into the MILF from 407 and she said “your lady friend sounded like a very lucky girl.”
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