SO stoned. Sitting in just a thong in front of a fan. NO work for a WEEK! Life is good :)
I can hear my fat mexican neighbor yelling "do you like that!" ...I hope its not his dog
It's not called being bisexual its called making out with anyone that has a mouth
my mom just called and warned me someone is trying to serve me, i feel like i'm playing an extreme game of hide and go seek these next weeks
Fucking freshmen need to learn how to puke in the bushes outside the dorm and not in the fucking elevator.
P.S, i don't recommend doing keg stands on top of vehicles.
Woke up to the sound of my own moans coming from the tv....evidently it was videotaped.
I mostly enjoyed dancing with him because his boner was scratching my bug bites.
I think they're German
Just say lederhosen and see what happens
He added his name to my To Do list. That's the way to my Type A heart.
She showed up after 3 hours and proceded to make us all feel like resonable human beings. I dont know how she did it but she did it.
Who says no to sex and donuts?!
I want to ride his face like a jet ski
After you punched me you ran away and it took an hour to find you... On the wrong floor... Sitting alone saying "it doesnt make sense"
It's very finicky. Like baking. or BDSM.
Randomize
