lol you are funny thanks bro I'll take you to a strip club
I don't wanna go to a strip club I'd rather get my boobs free or earn them from a series of good deeds
Ha! What's wrong with that? Hard work deserves compensation. I accept cash, checks, and boobies!
I think your mom looks like a breed of donkey and elephant, but her boobs are perfect
I'm not looking forward to the waking up early part. Or actually the wedding part. Or the reception part. But I am looking forward to the meaningless sex with some random guy I meet at the reception part.
I keep pulling short curlies out of my mouth. Not cool
Just passed a strip club with a Marquis sign that said 'tis the squeezin'
I wonder if i passed any courses from last semester
What the fuck. The girl next to me just looked at her phone, put her stuff away, and popped a birth control and ran out of class. Lucky fucking guy.
His facebook status was woke up with a whale ..... Captain AHAB IS BACK !!!!!
They got me high and left me at the mall with a giftcard for $400. I need an adult.
can anyone on this campus do anything sober?
he has to serve us drink and appetizers in his french maid costume for the Pirates game tonight. Bring everyone.
Omphalophobia is a real thing. don't ever fucking touch my belly button again dude
I'm gonna chug this bud light an might injure this high school penis, like I'm 17 again
I don't know..He walked out of your room with a kraft single..and blood on his shirt...He really wanted cheese.
she gave me a ride on the back of her motor scooter and i swooned so hard
omg it's like all of your grease 2 fantasies come true i'm so happy for you
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