I hraet yuo
did you say you heart me or hate me?
who is this?
do you think they ever dumped Gatorade over Michael Vick's head after his dog won?
i am high, trapped with a bunch of skaters and asians watching a cat on lsd on youtube, the girl on the couch next to me is getting fingered, and there is lady gaga playing. god has forgetten about me
he has 3 profile pictures up and all of them are him riding jet skis
when we asked you if you had had anything to drink tonight you looked up from the toilet while cupping the water into your hands and said "this.. just this"
I thinking of taking all of the pics of his dick that he's sent me and making a calendar.
This is going to be another afternoon spent getting drunk in the shower, isn't it?
Currently smoking a blunt with my one night stand's mom. I don't know how I should feel about this.
College is a time for personal growth. Meaning it's time to start using those pickup lines on randos at dive bars.
If those antibiotics mean you can't drink, ya might as well pack your bags and re-enroll next fall, because sobriety this week would be social suicide.
There's a baby duck in my toilet. Fuck you.
I went shopping for a dress that was baptism and bar appropriate.
Just whatever you do, don't neglect the balls.
We're currently sharing pics of our cats. I can't wait to sit on her face.
I got St Patrick's Day drunk on Friday and apparently ordered a Total Gym in the middle of the night
Randomize
