I plan on offering nudes to any guy that wants to give me notes from the past five weeks of class
You need to get here now. A drunk girl just stumbled into our apartment. shes laying on the floor by our door.
Sometimes I wonder why I hang out with you. And then you show up half naked at my door with a half gal of vodka, and I remember why.
this weekend destroyed me...my brain feels like the curly fry at the bottom of the bag. GAhhh come save me
that's ecstasy for ya. now I'm kinda in the mood for jack in the box.
the only way I will be happy is if my gallon spiderman bucket is full of either popcorn, nutella and peanut butter, or fried rice. CHOOSE WISELY.
I just entered us to win a trip to Vegas for spring break. GET YOUR VAGINA READY FOR THE ULTIMATE DICK HUNT!
Come to my pity party. It's being hosted in my basement. The theme is ambiguously sexual cuddling and wine.
So I can officially say that someone has licked whipped cream off my nipples. Go senior year
Dude of course I want to. Your penis is beautiful.
Did I leave the house with out a shirt or socks?
Yea, you said you didn't need them cause she was going to take them off anyways and that it would "save time".
Caprisun cuts tequila surprisingly well...
He's been pretending to be gay for 3 months in order to get free weed.
First he fixed my gutter. Then he flogged me and fucked me. Then he bought me a new vacuum cleaner. I don't understand Daddy Dom stuff but I ain't mad at it.
If you can give me an orgasm, you'll get a trophy.
so let me get this straight you just stared at his boner all night?
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