I've done 29 out of the 30 things to do to a naked man according to Cosmo. I don't know if that makes me innovative or slutty.
Genius.
So theres a slight possibility i may not graduate according to planned because i was out getting laid instead of studying. And im okay with that.
I was so high last night. I wrote a poem about my salt shaker
I just went to a chocolate syrup wrestling party I think you need to get on my level
Maybe my heart is located in my vagina
Had a drunk dream about being in a six story taco bell. Oh my god the menu was incredibleeee
They really brought out their best strippers for vday weekend
I have no idea. There are 6 asians singing hey soul sister to me right now.
I have major gossip for you.
Oh no, did you have sex last night?
If I had sex last night I'd probably post it on facebook. It's been that long and I'd be that excited.
when you come home i just want to let you know we are cats now. and we are out of eggs.
You know what the worst feeling in the world is? Sitting in your 6pm AA meeting still hungover from the night before
I might have pissed in the corner of someone's shed. They have nice lawn mower.
Your actions as of last night have earned you over thirty new nicknames.
Do you own a cuff key and know where Karen lives?
Soooo, hypothetically, how long would roommates have to sleep together before its considered dating...
Randomize
