consequently i now know what mace tastes like
I guess it was to be expected that I was put on somebody's list called penis socket.
he definitely had sex before you were fully potty trained.
I don't care if I just threw up. You kiss me now. This is marriage.
I made out with a guy because he was sitting on my coat...
it wasnt a pity fuck per say. i wasnt attracted to her, but still thought 'that looks like a fun ride'
Did u see the proverb she left as a comment on my picture?
i would really love it if at least once per weekend i did not wake up to you half naked passed out on the floor
well... I just junk punched a carnie. Doesnt matter how, it still counts for my bucket list.
So my nipple piercings were only $20 because it's breast cancer awareness month. Fuck yes!
So worth it. Come over for bacon egg cheese vusquit later. 12. I slept with Jimmy? On my period? And told him he had mother issues? No tequila. Tequila bad.
I answered the booty call in my Trophy Wife cutoff and my ex-boyfriends sweatpants with a bottle of jager.
and how was that received?
Hey when you get home, can you do me a solid and throw one of your pregnancy tests on my bed?
EPT or First Response?
He literally ejaculated and I hit Uber
He can sense you did cocaine and had park sex with a large ginger from Australia last night.
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