That bitch is like a bad destiny's child song.
its sad that the first thing i assume is that ur trying to indirectly tell me you fucked on a breakfast table
by asking you if you bought one for the apartment?
It felt like his penis had an endoskeleton.
Oh shit. Easter I forgot. Maybe we should leave the illegal stuff for when Jesus is less present.
I was high enough to think that mac-n-cheese w/ ketchup, tortilla chips w/ ketchup, and milk was a fancy dinner
Please tell me the foreign boys in the kitchen this morning were yours.
Meet me at the corner of "what the fuck" and"how'd you get in my bed" in 10 minutes.
A shower wasnt enough to wash off the shame but at least it took care off the blood.
i was staring at her drunk thinking "shes at least a four"
You didn't act like you were blacked out yesterday...
I didn't know
She told me to pick her up in the corner of shame and self-disgust.
You should just construct a mini-city, actually. Then destroy, photograph and post. Who could turn down a dick that conquered a whole city? Craigslist personals wont know what hit it.
There is a special place in hell for people who only eat the center of the pot brownies.
She was just trying to do dick voodoo. Pretty standard stuff.
i know were having a "heart to heart" right now, but does it make you feel uncomfortable that im sexting someone right now?
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