forget your mom, you can see her anytime. A one night stand only happens ONE night.
Just passed a sign for an "adult food and fuel superstore". Wtf does that even mean?
im not sure but a few things come to mind which just makes me giggle
Guys should not giggle. Ever.
dude ... she has a full length mirror in her shower, don't even tell me shes not dtf
Just fucked my roommate on the first night of our 12 month lease. 2010 will be awkward.
It's refreshing to see you in something that is stained with something other than vomit and spilled alcohol.
My water bill is like twice the normal amount. I need a boyfriend.
Do I even want to know?
Also, I just saw a woman change into her stripper outfit in the bathroom at Target.
You think posting ushers "let it burn" video on his fb page is in bad taste? haha
Just received a visit from the Ghost of Bad Decisions Past. Kind of weird 90% of the flashbacks happened in the same sixteen month span, the rest happened at Taco Bell.
Just so you know, a 6'7" tall gay man, with a martini in one hand and a fairy wand in the other, is not a force to be reckoned with...don't ask.
Does buying my brother condoms for Christmas say "keep having sex with her, I like her" or "dear god, do not get this girl pregnant"?
Just shaved my crotch so I could call it the bald eagle. Happy 4th.
For me the most fucked up part of last night was that I know for a fact that you were sober. But your dancing was a close second.
I wish the guy in the stall next to me would stop moaning while taking a dump.
I wish you'd stop texting me from the toilet.
He's the first boyfriend I wouldn't cheat on. This is a really big deal for me
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