i just woke up i smell like fire, i have bruises on both knees and one elbow, i have a lighter and nip of smirnoff blueberry in my bed, rug burn on one hip and about 12 pics of you and me on my camera-this needs to stop happening
yea ive got to shower which is going to be painful given the skin burns from the blowup obstacle course races last night
sometimes i look at this picture of your cock before i go to sleep, there's something comforting about it
drugs are my only escape from this reality. good thing I got it at a discount price last night
just threw the rents a curveball by making french toast and bacon when i came home sober. good luck tellin when im high/drunk now.
this chick on a show just showed her boobs and let some guy paint them others asked why she did it and her reply i quote "i was bored" why dont chicks get bored more often
Don't ask how, but I'm pretty sure my name is now on a lease to a taco bell franchise in maryland...
I want a meaningful relationship and i wont get one if i keep giving him blow jobs in my basement while watching family guy.
I'm eating mac and cheese for dinner that way when I puke later it'll be festive halloween orange.
Yes, she did suck your dick in the bathroom to wake you up.
I may have just serenaded the sadface couple sitting on a bench outside the dorm by singing Bye Bye Bye.
Nahh. Maybe not even a handful. It's more like a heaping teaspoon worth of dick.
Send me one of your boob pics as an example. I mean this in the straightest least lesbian way possible.
walk of shamed to graduation. ending college with a bang....
Trust me, I'm a professional lesbian.
Bitch I slept on the ground 2 nights running
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