The 3 of us think it's time to start drinking.
3?
Me, myself and I
he invited me to an all week drinking party at his house. apparently he knows the key to my heart is booze shaped.
I feel like I'm one of those people who someone looks at and thinks "how did she get into this college"
to which he commented "you must really like me on top". I didn't have the heart to tell him that was the only way the room stopped spinning
your drunk ass trust falled a guy double fisting bud limes and as a result your head bounced off the patio table. So that might explain the stitches on the back of your head.
We were naked in bed for hours and we didn't have sex. Either he's gay or he wants to respect me. Neither of which I approve of.
I just ran into the married chick you banged 2 years ago at our apt! She asked me if I could get her coke! Memories bro. Memories
Just had a threesome. Girlfriend wasn't a part of it. Broke up with her by sending her a picture of it. Hell is going to be awesome
They're basically the Kennedys. This is the family I fucked in to. I'm so proud of my vagina as much as it feels shitty for my heart.
I'd feel bad about being drunk at the Christmas service, except for the fact that I've already had sex in this church, so this is just small change.
Shit. I'm suppose to call the bank but I'm too high to talk numbers.
I just watched my mom get dick on Skype.
That d should have definitely been an s.
Captain and coke. And it's not drinking alone cuz i have a dog
I never realized how you can accidentally go home with someone until tequila got involved.
New guy moved in the apartment next door. He's a combat vet, 6'4", Adonis body and going to med school. My vagina is chewing thru the wall as we speak.
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