i think ur clone was at the club last week. she slapped some tall girl in the face who tried to steal her spot on the podium. i dont know if ur like her, but she seemd like a ninja badass with superpowers
Well, what part of "I've heard she has crabs" didn't you take into consideration?
We got so high yesterday we tried watching soccer
she thought the capital of kansas was topanga.
do you think I can still get an erection if I donate blood today? this is important.
Apparently you can talk a girl into leaving the bar and coming back to your tent, who knew?
do you still have a key to my apartment? Without going into too much detail locked myself out naked on the patio, currently using a deck cushion to cover myself so kids walking home from school dont see me
Trying not to look at her chest is like trying to not hear a fire engine racing by.
Dude, for twins they have shockingly different blowjob styles.
STOP FUCKING MY SISTERS!!!!
I think I have to break up with him. I just cried, not moaned, screamed, etc, cried, with tears of sadness and disappointment when I came.
I have a sixth sense for large penises and lack of morals
Allow me to explain. Triple D is a surprise. It's like if you're expecting to fight one person, then you get ambushed by more. Except it's a good ambush, because it's boobs, not death.
I'm serenading his dick with my words. I understand how poets get inspiration now.
Put viagra in his coffee. I did that with Geoff last month and three hours later I had bitten through a throw pillow and gotten a noise complaint from a neighbor
Must lick fork, like it's a DICK
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