Dude go to the top of pikes peak right now to catch Kevin Bacon's band performing
The bacon? Yeah right. What if there's Tremors?
Him and Burt have already taken care of that. It's a once in a lifetime chance to catch the Bacon brothers live in concert. I sort of have a boner
not only did i manage to get kicked out of the bar, i also got kicked out of denny's. i didnt even know that was possible.
Apparently tackling a bar stool and crashing to the floor while yelling for 6 shots of whiskey won't get you thrown out on St Pattys Day.
Its official. Iv'e been kicked out of a bar in every state. I would like to take my job and travel time for allowing this to happen.
its hard to take this fight seriously when one dude is an oompa loompa, and the other is a "g spot"
i jsut feel off the bus, but its ok the driver let me back on. a woman hid her baby from me..
I got carried out by security last night. AND the taxi had to drive up onto the sidewalk to get me i was that drunk.
At the same time that I bought plan b I got some Girl Scout cookies too. It's not a total loss for you.
Sorry about the whole your mom seeing my face up your ass situation
Come over. We're getting stoned and watching DogTV
Despite popular belief cocaine is not a good pre-workout
learning about efficiency and effectiveness in an administration seminar. real world application: walking across the street to the pub on break to shotgun a beer.
Wearing my one sleeve dress...thought you'd like to know I shaved ONE armpit lol
i was sitting on the kitchen floor shaking my gallon of vodka at people and asking if they wanted to climb the heaven hill... getting dumped is the best thing that has ever happend to me
Look, if it comes down to it, I’m spraying whipped cream on your nuts
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