They past out watching a re-run of the 1984 presidential debate on cspan
That fucking fat Asian kid that NOBODY invited is stuck in the dryer again
You looked cold, so i decided to make you a blanket out of sticky notes.
He looks like he got hit by a weed-eater with chlamydia
my head gets it he sucks but my LAME FUCKING HEART IN MY VAGINA doesnt
I have reached the point in my life where I realized this is what I'm going to do for the rest of my life. Eat, shit , bar, drink, drank, drunk.
He just showed me how to break a chop stick with his ass.
Do you think he feels stupid trying to bang girls with his small penis? I'd be embarrassed.
I stood on the corner waiting to be picked up, dry heaving, and trying to block out the sun.
How much money would it take for the bouncer to get us beers while we wait in line to get in?
$450 apparently whoopwhoop
You are not going to get a pat on the back from me for not fucking that 40 year old again.
I have to go buy generic plan b after work. I don't even leave for the new semester for another 11 days. I think I just leveled up in sluttiness
I believe you can. But if you can have rum with breakfast then do that. Definitely do that.
Yeah, but i got vodka and bacon out of it, so it's fine.
I have all the porn. Be there soon
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