I'm glad girls dont get visible erections
But, it would have made life so much easier...
Kelly Kapowski is pregnant and it's not Zach Morris'. I no longer believe in true love.
I vomitted in the hotel where they film gossip girl last night. Everywhere.
we tried to steer you away from them but you just kept yelling 'i need dick' and going back. sorry.
He introduced me to his parents as the girl he made out with on Thursday night...
When they say "all expenses paid" does that include bail?
Driving by his house every hour is not stalking, it's a reconnaissance mission... How else can I confront him
81 degrees in april.... Thinking margaritacicles, you in?
This 35 year old just told me that he was headed to the dance floor and it was about to get real dangerous......was that an invite?
Well I just put wine in my tea
I forced myself to puke in my garbage can, and the next day I bought a new one and burnt the old one. You could say it was a rough night
He lit a shoe on fire and tried putting it out by peeing on it
So is it weird that I am super excited for my new captain america clit ring... Or is my crotch getting too patriotic
No it's a real cult, with original ideas and shit like that
What did you delete my number or something
Oh honey. What makes you think I saved in in the first place?
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