You would DIE at the bar we're at right now. All indian/asian med students, I swear
Asian doctor ratio. So hot. I would've gone into heat
yeah that facebook group of people who have had sex with me probably isn't to discreet...
How far into the semester do we have to be before it's ok to get drunk in between classes again?
Could you please tell them to stop whispering "thundercunt" every time I walk in the room?
The guy I wanted to make out with just got beat up, let's roll.
Woke up with a full plate of KFC next to my face. I didn't really question it.
Oh dude, thanks for giving me that liquor last night, except replace 'giving' with 'violently forcing'.
my longitudinal study of the long term effects of sloth and alchol-intake is nearly complete.
so you are graduating this semester.
Why does my therapist keep calling when I jerk off?
Hired a new intern today and we have something in common. I blew her boyfriend in high school. Do you think she knows?
Just sitting in the tub googling "how to remove sharpie from skin". You?
"I'm a professor to university students" I say as I realize I have a nipple piercing that I have no memory of getting
HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED
ya figured it'd be nice to explore the mythical world of sober sex i've heard so much about
i've often wondered how it works
I just broke into my house with a butter knife. It kinda scares me just how easy that was.
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