You're never going to guess who I just worked out next to..
Who?
Chris brown
No way... I bet he was intense
Are you kidding? He was prob training for round two
Do you need to be saved?
No I think I'm God
Just saw the homeless asian lady making a hispanic man pull her shopping cart with a harness. I love Boston.
When he came he sounded like a flock of birds hitting puberty
I found out during it when he said "my girlfriend never does this" so he's all to blame, I had no idea until half way through.
There are beer cans & oyster shells along the side of the road. I belong here
Okay throwing up in my mouth a little = time to go home
Please tell me there isn't another video of me on the toilet...
I can't bring an entire liter in the bar in my purse. I mean I can. I might. I'm probably gonna.
I can only only sleep there on nights I orgasm cause he snores so loud and if he leaves me hanging one more time ill probably cut off his dick from lack of sleep and frustration
You don't know how skeptical I was about letting a guy with braces go down on me
Im part way to drunk.
I'm trying to behave my vagina this week so I can at least pretend I'm honoring the sanctity of marriage
There's a weed, money and oreo filled pinata promised for our party.
I crawled to the bathroom this morning there were cornpops scattered on the floor? What was I doing last night?
Randomize
