You just kept saying over and over "Tell me I won't do it." Someone finally told you you won't. You did. Welcome to herpes.
OMFG BINX FROM HOCUS POCUS IS MCGEE IN NCIS!!!!!!!! most. epic. realization. ever.
sounds like you fell off the wagon.
fuck falling off. at this point, the wagon is a dot on the horizon.
The tent neighbors already set us on fire w an errant roach. How do you think Bonnaroo's going?!
He's had mdma poured down his throat. He's getting huggy.
Sitting in back of morning lecture drinking a daqueri from my pink unicorn cup. Pretty sure the girl next to me smells it.
I had to talk to the cops at my front door in a bathrobe, with the buttplug still in.
I'm just gonna stay I'm bed where it is warm and cozy and nobody knows me as the girl that puked on a stripper
He just said his penis sings like Mariah Carey...Im going with drunken.
Ive only just recently decided that NOT fucking you would be best for both of us.
Somehow I ended up in a different costume dancing with some tree of a guy in the basement bathroom, what did you give me?
ill dress up as a sperm donor and you can go as the cup....
He surprised me with a puppy tail butt plug in his ass and wants me to fuck him
All I know is that I got to have an orgasm yesterday during sex so nobody can put a damper on my day, NOBODYYYYYY
Let's just say when I woke up I was still drunk. My hangover hit me around noon so I chilled w my dad and took a bath and shower at the same time. You just can't do that at college
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