Tell her to GTFO!!!!! JAI HO!!!!!
just peed in the tub, threw it on Megan.. she threw more back, I got out and threw toilet water on her.. forecast for tomorrow? pink eye.
He kept saying it was because he was allergic to the chicken. Then he threw up on my mom.
They have a guy from new zealand living under their stairs.. they don't charge him rent. He just buys food and booze and bartends their house parties.
my night ended in me puking all over jenna's bed, then me trying to wash the sheets in the toilet.
i feel sorry that you can never enjoy the feeling of shaved balls
Well on a positive note, crystal light now comes in margarita flavor
dude, apparently i tried to force feed my grandma bananas last night.
One huge ass giant mistake followed by celebatory shots and coors lights thats my day in a nut shell
Bathtub drinking tim. I have no pool so I work with what I have
Is this the 6 foot tall blonde I screwed in the bar last weekend?
In the bar?! Very impressive! But keep guessing!
We used a snorkel as a funnel. Can you say desperate?
Apparently fireball doesn't mix well with my no carb diet
All you need is a handful of lube and an open mind
Hey, don't blame me for the shitty evening; I wasn't the one who promised hookers, Dos Equis and foster kittens. Keith was.
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