What do they do with the elephants that die at the zoo
Cremation, why do you ask?
I think we have a bit of a problem
took him home. told him i would rock his world. passed out. a for effort f for follow thru
Nevermine. I'm just going to tell you on Myspace with a glitter graphic.
the fire alarm went off. we werent sure whether to leave or turn the music up louder
I should not be in class today. For the professors sake.
When I left you, you were walking into a room with a half naked girl. When I returned 2 minutes later, you were locked out of the room naked and she was screaming obscenities from inside. How do you manage to make every girl hat you?
Were going to have to vacuum the bathtub, great party
You can see my drunken state get worse with each picture
After last night I think its official. Deep down, we like alcohol more than we like women.
Come get your sister, she's waving a shoe about and threatened to "teabag the Shit" out of the doorman because she can't check the shoe in.
Nooo, I ran into two if my exes, both having their engagement parties at the bar. It was like a fucking Eskimo family reunion, but with more tequila.
She dresses like Bruce Banner and fucks like the Hulk. She is all of my lesbian fantasies come true.
See if shell let you call her dr banner in bed
He fell asleep on top of me after sex. For 3 hours. Poor guy worked too hard.
Drunk you decided to patrol campus as the Arrow and tell random bystanders "YOU HAVE FAILED THIS CAMPUS." Campus P.D. did not join your crusade.
That explains the nerd bow & arrow...
also, when i showed up he started talking to me and eventually asked me if the girls treated me well. i went on to talk about my sex life. he was talking about his secretaries.
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