im pretty sure there are laws against slapping prostitutes
i'm pretty sure there are laws against prostitutes.
remind me not buy ky at kmart ever again. Had to get a manager to open the locked case. then he stood there and watched me look through the selection
I hate that ur telling me this.
Married on the beach in PCB while blackout drunk. Bonged beers on the sandbar for a bachelor party. They shotgunned beers at the end of the vows. How is spring break allowed to happen?
found a pic of my little bro & his girl naked. he got the brains and the huge junk gene. I hate him
Get out here. Doing shots with the delivery guy. Also, the food is here
There was a sweat stain in the shape of a fast chick with low standard on your bathroom floor
One my way home. There was too much fog, strobe lights, and cocaine for my taste.
This tiny cat is tiny breathing with her tiny lungs and im having a tiny freak out. Like those lungs have to be super tiny.
Yeah.. I'm sorry I broke your phone. But in my defense you handed me the frying pan.
I am walking funny today. And it's sad because it's from the bad encounter with the sidewalk rather than a good encounter with a stripper
If you loved me you'd bring cheese fries and a condom
It was a shot marathon. It only ended because we werent drinking in our house apparently we walked into the nieghbors. When they got home thy were soooooo pissed.
No one should ever be so high that they forget the food. That's just...its a violation of God and Nature, of the very laws that we live by!
Omg this place. I'm at a neighborhood party. My mom has kissed two other moms. Where am I
I'm getting paid over-time to sit on reddit and look at dicks and abs all day. I'm really happy right now.
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