In regards to your tweet: as its been said on all of those posters on ffffound: keep calm and carry on
is it bad if i hope guys are like edward cullen and can read my mind. i could be a whore in disguise.
do you ever lay in the bath and watch the blood hit the water?
EWW. Don't discuss your period with me. You can go shave your back now.
officially spring now- first drug bust of the season across the street.
Jumped in the kebab van and said he was Ultimate MasterChef. Incurred wrath of six angry Turks. I got free chips.
Lame. Party is tapping out at 4am. Even chanting "USA" didn't rally them.
My hickies are dark enough that I can feel drivers judging me from across an intersection
You are like the only girl I know who tells their booty call to go find another girl just cause you want more sleep.
well at least now you can say you got an STD from the frontman of a band no one's heard of
fuck you.
jusy threw up in the airport bathroom. I am no longer thankful for fireball.
I slapped a guy during sex last night because he moaned the wrong name. Then I remembered I gave him a fake name. Sorry bro.
No? The only contact I've had with him for months was when I drunk texted him from Costa Rica to say that all jazz sounds the same
Hypothetically, I throw a party and my ex-boyfriend and my current fuck buddy are in the same house... what should I do?
How many beds are in the house? Hypothetically...
I'm not saying I'm planning to hook up tomorrow but I'm also not saying I'm unprepared for it
It's like a donut of clothes around a pair of heels. Like they were transported to another dimension naked.
Randomize
