woke up 7 floors down in the lobby...i my underwear. New high or new low?
New experience?
If she sucks any more cock I swear she will be a spermivore
Some milfs here doing some blow
Dad?
ya i found him eventually. hes the only one who drinks guiness so I just had to follow the darkest green puke trail
This is getting ridiculous. See/touch her boobs=good day. Not see/not touch her boobs=bad day. I am legitimately depressed over the lack of tits in my hands right now.
I ended up giving him head, i think it was mostly a defensive move so that he wouldn't discover i was wearing those onesy spanx
If a "boob" guy and an "ass" guy are discussing which you are better qualified for....just let them
while you laid on the ground I poured water into your mouth out of dog bowl some random guy walks by and said now that's what I like to see.
I like making it seem like it's at least a little bit difficult to hook up with me
At the end of the date, he asked if he could kiss me. I really wanted to say "dude, I didn't shave for nothing"
do i respond to the booty call for the guy with the bigger dick or the one who has the gourmet coffee i like so much? at this point i'm leading toward the coffee
last night we were hooking up when all the sudden he just murmured "mm blonde". i don't know what to think about this situation.
What do you take me for? I'm not trying to lure you into bed with stories of my dead aunt.
Would you accept a fantastic blowjob as payment?
Why can I remember how tall Nicki Minaj is from looking up her height once months ago, yet after weeks into the semester I can't even remember where any my classrooms are located
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