spell your last name, im trying to find you on facebook
Nights of college: 1. Virgins: 1. Yes.
my love horoscope just told me to "say it in frosting" should i take this literally?? i think yes.
Just proof I should've brought the airhorn with me to class.
I have jerked off in every room in your house. *the more you know
Things I have that belong to you: shorts, headband, bra, purse, chinese food, vodka, and blood on my jeans. Happy homecoming.
I woke up to find that chris drank one of my contacts.
Yeah he's good at that.
tell me there's a reason my bed smells like paint thinner
I just want school to he over so we can build a big tent, do drugs inside it, and watch cartoons until the sun comes up.
That's all I've ever wanted.
Sweet. Well pat yourself on the back this penis just burst back into the the game and the vaginas of millions
Shotgunning beers to finish a midterm project at 3am is a good idea right?
TOPLESS DRIVE THRU! I have no money and my dignity is at an all time low.
We just catapulted a jelly bean off of his hard dick into his mouth.......Happy Easter!
I WANT BLOOD. HERS. I WILL DYE A FABULOUS PAIR OF SUEDE PUMPS RED WITH HER BLOOD.
Why r u in my phone under "the last survivor"?
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